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Jenni Farley and Roger Mathews are ‘very proud parents’

Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley and Roger Matthews are "very proud parents" to their "newly baptized" son Greyson.
The couple – who also have two-year-old daughter Meilani together – had the six-month-old tot formally welcomed into the Christian faith over the weekend and couldn’t be happier.
Roger shared a number of pictures on Instagram of the happy occasion, and alongside one image of himself, his wife, and Greyson, he wrote: "Very proud parents to this newly baptized Baby Beluga. Greyson Valor Mathews (sic)."
And in another group picture, the 37-year-old businessman poked fun at the youngster’s huge appetite when thanking their friends for agreeing to be his Godparents.
He wrote: "Great weekend with family and friends. Thanks @apinard for the amazing pics and thanks to Greyson’s God Parents @k8up and@ktenan12 for honoring us by being Greys God Parents and accepting the morality clause to be an impressionable role model in his life as well as accepting certain financial doom by agreeing to feed him should anything happen to his parents. The kid ate the neighbors cat last week (sic)."
While Roger – who married the former ‘Jersey Shore’ star in 2015 – was proud of his son during the ceremony, he was distracted by how hungry he felt and even considered tucking into the bread traditionally given out during holy communion to represent the body of Christ.
He admitted: "I’m intently staring down a parishioner who appeared to be hogging to much bread during holy communion cause I was hungry. Grey said screw it and decided to eat his own thumb for nourishment because he was so famished. My grandmother behind us was appalled by the whole thing and shortly after this picture was taken hit me in the head with an old umbrella that smelled like moth balls. At the end of the day he got baptized and thumbs aren’t that important (sic)."